One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and
tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him
for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's
her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times!
The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says,
"Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been
going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry
any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my
half brothers!!!"
Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's
her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times!
The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says,
"Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been
going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry
any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my
half brothers!!!"Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. I love them both.
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