Thursday, December 18, 2014

The blonde and the paint!

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where you
are supposed to wash vegetables.

1 comment:

  1. Blondes sure get teased a lot, and rightly so.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺