A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD
player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his
flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots
some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice
" JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to
find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in
it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said
"YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says
"MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names
his bird moses??" The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT
NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'
Bwahahahahahahahaha on all three jokes. Love them.
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