Friday, January 9, 2015

Blonde's favorite nursery rhyme!

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Poor blondes sure get beat up, but they mostly deserve that.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. :)