Real man would always lead their wife to a train. To make sure that she left.
Two men were talking:
- Have you heard, John has married a widow?
- I would never want to be the second husband for a widow.
- Would you prefer to be the first one?
Man goes down the street and sees a leaflet hanging on top of the pole.
Man walks around, but could not read what is written there.
Somehow he gets to the top and reads: "Caution - Painted".
A husband returns home at night. Opens the door and in front of him his wife is standing with the frying pan in her hands.
Husband: "You better go to sleep, Lucy, I'm not hungry!
Can a man make love with one hundred ladies in one night? Yes, if it’s a Polar
night.
Do you know what is the difference between a man and a Minister? A man never
knows who is substituting him.
Two men were talking:
- Have you heard, John has married a widow?
- I would never want to be the second husband for a widow.
- Would you prefer to be the first one?
Man goes down the street and sees a leaflet hanging on top of the pole.
Man walks around, but could not read what is written there.
Somehow he gets to the top and reads: "Caution - Painted".
A husband returns home at night. Opens the door and in front of him his wife is standing with the frying pan in her hands.
Husband: "You better go to sleep, Lucy, I'm not hungry!
Can a man make love with one hundred ladies in one night? Yes, if it’s a Polar
night.
Do you know what is the difference between a man and a Minister? A man never
knows who is substituting him.
Bwahahahahahahaha. I linked you to Silly Sunday again.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day my friend. :)
LOL they made me giggle :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a joketastic Sunday :-)