In the evening a lady sent her husband to buy some cigarettes. He went to a kiosk, but it was closed. What he should do now? He notices a bar around the corner. He comes into a bar, buys cigarettes. He looks around and notices a young lady with a perfect body. What a beautiful body! Perfect curly hair...wow..!
The man orders beer and sits down at her table… Then he orders cognac for both of them… then beer again, and cognac again..Suddenly he wakes up. 3 am. Where is he? Oooops, naked in the bed with the girl!
The man asks her, "Do you have face powder?"
Lady: "I do."
Man: "Give me some of it."
The man quickly rubs his hands with a face powder and runs back home.
His wife opens the door and asks, "Hey rogue, where have you been?"
Man: "You see, I went to a shop – it was closed. Then I went into a bar nearby and found a pretty lady there. I drank beer, cognac, beer, then cognac again.. I woke up at 3 am in her bed!..
Wife tells him: "Wait wait… show me your hands, you rascal.. I see you’ve been playing bowling all night long again!...
Bwahahahahahahaha. Very sly.
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