Two friends are chatting.
John tells his friend: "You know, once I return home from work and I find my wife sitting on a chair dressed in transparent underwear."
She tells me: "Tie me and do whatever you want".
"So I tied her and went fishing."
I have found the resume of my husband from the kindergarten.
Quote: the kid is very social, eats, sleeps and plays a lot.
30 years have passed since then - nothing has changed.
The most helpful tool in housekeeping is the guilty husband.
A man drank - forgot everything, a woman drank - reminded everything.
John tells his friend: "You know, once I return home from work and I find my wife sitting on a chair dressed in transparent underwear."
She tells me: "Tie me and do whatever you want". "So I tied her and went fishing."
I have found the resume of my husband from the kindergarten.
Quote: the kid is very social, eats, sleeps and plays a lot.
30 years have passed since then - nothing has changed.
The most helpful tool in housekeeping is the guilty husband.
A man drank - forgot everything, a woman drank - reminded everything.
Love them all.
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