Monday, May 18, 2015

Hilarious husbands!

Two friends are chatting. 
John tells his friend: "You know, once I return home from work and I find my wife sitting on a chair dressed in transparent underwear."  
She tells me: "Tie me and do whatever you want". 
"So I tied her and went fishing."

I have found the resume of my husband from the kindergarten. 
Quote: the kid is very social, eats, sleeps and plays a lot. 
30 years have passed since then - nothing has changed.

The most helpful tool in housekeeping is the guilty husband.

A man drank - forgot everything, a woman drank - reminded everything.

1 comment:

  1. Love them all.

    Have a day filled with laughter. :)