Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Humor in married life!

Wife comes back from very expensive VIP hairdressing salon and asks husband :
"Honey,how do you like my new hairstyle?"
Husband looked at wife and says :
"Don't worry, it'll grow back fast !

Husband asks wife :

"Why did you start making steaks different sizes ?"

Wife: "But,Honey,didn't you ask for some diversity in our daily diet ?"

After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: 

"Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser?" 
Husband: "Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim …"

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Especially that last one.

    Have a day filled with laughter. ☺