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Army jokes!
A young lieutenant asked the Colonel during an informal get together:
- "What were your main hobbies, when you were young?"
- "Hunting and women", said the Colonel.
- "What were you hunting for?"
- "For women."
Lieutenant Rejevsky puts his clothes on and is about to leave a lady he met yesterday.
- "Hey, you forgot the money", shouted the girl.
- Rejevsky sharply turned around and said firmly:
- "Hussars do not take money."
- Two army rules:
- #1. The commanding officer is always right
- #2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1.
- An ensign is walking along the street, wearing different colored shoes - one's black and the other brown.
- A Major stops him and says: "Ensign, go home and change shoes."
Loved the first one the best. I think I know him.
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