Saturday, June 13, 2015

Husband and the dog!

A husband asks his wife:  "If I die, will you remarry?"
"Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?"
"No, I will also stay with your sister."

During the hard times a man always looks for a woman. During the good times, he looks for the second one.

A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up. 
After a few fails her husband tells: "Darling, forget it, you won't succeed..."
"Don't worry", replies his wife, "in the begining it was difficult with you as well."


  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  2. Heeheehee! Now i suspect the sister, no matter which one goes first!