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Listeners in married life!
Young wife says to her husband:
– Now that we’re married, you’d better stop playing golf. Judge for yourself : – if you sell all the sticks, we can afford to buy new furniture.
– You sound like my ex-wife.
– The ex-wife??? You did not tell me that you were married to someone earlier!
– I was not,you`ll be my ex soon.
From a married life.
First year : he is talking – she is listening.
Second year : she is talking – he is listening.
Third year : they both are talking – neighbors are listening.
Wife saying to a husband :
– I `ll go to a neighbor for a minute and you stir soup every 10 minutes.
Sounds about right to me. Yep, it sure does.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺