Tired Husband!

Wife saying to her husband :

– Honey,is it true that my eyes blue,like a sky?
– Yes. – husband replied
– And my lips red,like roses?
– Sure.
– Oh,I like it so much,when you are saying to me such a beautiful words.

Husband and wife are sitting on the beach.
Wife asking husband:
– What do you like more in me : my body or tan?
– Your sense of humor, – husband responded.

They lived happily,until  by mistake they took each other phones.

Two girlfriends meet each other on the street.
– How is your married life? – one is asking.
– My husband for a last couple of weeks is helping me a lot around a house:watching kids,cooking,doing the shopping,cleaning,doing laundry…..
– How did you convinced him to do that?
– He read the article in one magazine that if woman less tired at the and of the day,then she is much more active in sex.
– And,did it help him?
– I don`t know yet.He falls asleep as soon as he hits bed.