Sunday, August 2, 2015


I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" 
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Wife: "How would you describe me?" 
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 
Wife: "What does that mean?" 
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" 
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. That's when the fight started.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺