An American
businessman is entertaining some overseas business guests on the golf course.
The first
guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the
fairway. As the
American businessman knows a small amount of Italian he says:
“Buon tiro”, which means “Good shot”. The Italian businessman replies:
“Grazie”.
The second guest,
who is from France, tees off and hits a fantastic shot that lands on the green
thirty feet from the hole. As the American businessman knows a small amount of
French he says: “Tir fantastique”, which means “Fantastic shot”. The French
businessman replies: “Merci”.
The third
guest, who is from Japan, tees off and amazingly the ball goes straight in the
hole, a hole in one! The American businessman doesn’t know many Japanese words
or phrases but when he dated a Japanese girl during his overseas business trips
she used to moan when he made love to her and she would shout out “Ura-ana,
ura-ana”, and which he repeats to his Japanese guest. The Japanese businessman
replies: “What do you mean, wrong hole?”
Source: Internet
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