A girl is driving along the expressway
listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the
song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and
Tender Kisses."
When she gets home she's very excited about the
new song and decides to call her local music store to see if they have the
record. Hurriedly, and excitedly, she dials the store's number. But in her
excitement, she unknowingly miscalled and got an auto repair shop instead.
"Hello," the mechanic answers.
"Oh, yes! Do you have Hot Lips and Tender
Kisses?" the girl asks.
The mechanic was puzzled, but says, "Well,
no, but I've got hot pants and seven inches."
"Oh, is that a record?" she says.
"No," he says, "but it's better than
average."
Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.
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