Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
Q: What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
A: Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.
Bwahahahahahahaha.
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