Thursday, September 3, 2015

Social Security Sex!

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" 
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." 
"Social Security sex?" 
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”

Q: What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? 
A: Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.

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