Monday, October 5, 2015

Jogging blond!

Yesterday’s news: A blond jogging at the park was raped.
Today’s news: Hundreds of blonds are jogging at the park!!
A man went to the pub with his wife.

When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and  whispered: 
“You must demand cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay."

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Love them both.

    Have a terrific day. ☺