Yesterday’s news: A blond jogging at the park was raped.
Today’s news: Hundreds of blonds are jogging at the park!!
Today’s news: Hundreds of blonds are jogging at the park!!
A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered:
“You must demand cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay."
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered:
“You must demand cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Love them both.
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