A lonely woman, aged 70, decided
that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN
PERSON.
On the second day she heard the
doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired
gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said,
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ,
you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around
on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have
any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat
you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed
intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman
leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell,
didn't I?"
Source: Internet
Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.
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