Saturday, February 27, 2016

Halloween ghost!

Q: Why don't cows have any money? 
A: Because farmers milk them dry. 

Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" 
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money. 
Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" 

Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween? 
A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K). 

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? 
A: Because it had more cents.

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Sadly I liked the 401(K) one the best.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺