Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money.
Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"
Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween?
A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K).
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
A: Because farmers milk them dry. Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money.
Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"
Q: Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween?
A: A kid dressed up as a 401 (K).
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
Bwahahahahahaha. Sadly I liked the 401(K) one the best.
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