Sunday, February 28, 2016

Husband jokes!

Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" 
"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."

Two men are discussing their lives. 
One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." 
The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."

Source: Internet


  1. Love them both, but that first one made me laugh out loud.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  2. Been married for almost 25 years. Some of them have been good ones.