Thursday, February 4, 2016

Jesus is watching you!

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice, "JESUS is watching you". 
He looks around with his flashlight wandering, "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". 
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! 
He goes over and asks, " Was that your voice?".
It said, "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". 
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" 
The parrot replies, "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTTWEILER "JESUS".

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. I see some serious trouble about to happen.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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