Monday, February 29, 2016

Marriage, alimony and social security!

Q: How did Bernie Madoff get the idea for a ponzi scheme (where you use the money of new investors to pay off the older investors.) 
A: Social Security! 

Q: What is Alimony?
A: The screwing you get for the screwing you got! 

Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce? 

A: Ten grand! 

1 comment:

  1. Sounds about right. Love them all.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺