Q: How did Bernie Madoff get the idea for a ponzi scheme (where you use the money of new investors to pay off the older investors.) A: Social Security!
Q: What is Alimony?
A: The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce?
A: Ten grand!
Sounds about right. Love them all.
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