Monday, March 14, 2016

Husband, wife and the doctor!

A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
"Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease brought on by stress," he informed her. "If you
don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch and dinner make him nutritious meals. There should be no dessert in the house. No chocolate. No fighting. Don't burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband whenever he wants it and be sure to satisfy his every whim even if this means doing things you wouldn't normally do. If you can do this for the next year or so, your husband should regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She sighed sadly and replied, "You're going to die."

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺