Thursday, March 24, 2016

Two Fortune Tellers!

Two fortune tellers meet. 
First one says, “We’re going to have a hot summer again.” 
The second one sighs happily: “Yes, it reminds me of the summer in 2092…”

They say money doesn't bring you happiness. 
Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.

Two state clerks meet in the corridor. 
One asks the other, "Couldn't sleep either?"

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Good ones.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺