Saturday, April 2, 2016

Money Matters!

Q: Why is divorce so expensive? 
A: Because it's worth it.

Q: How do you hide money from a hippie? 
A: Put it under the soap.

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? 
A: In a snow bank!

Q: Where does a fish keep his money 
A: In the River Bank! 

Q: If Bill Gates collapses right in front of you, what's the first thing you do? 
A: Grab his wallet.

1 comment:

  1. I love the first one the best. My hubby says that one often. If you knew his ex you'd know why.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺