Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?
A: Put it under the soap.
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: Where does a fish keep his money
A: In the River Bank!
A: Because it's worth it.
Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?
A: Put it under the soap.
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: Where does a fish keep his money
A: In the River Bank!
Q: If Bill Gates collapses right in front of you, what's the first thing you do?
A: Grab his wallet.
I love the first one the best. My hubby says that one often. If you knew his ex you'd know why.
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