Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Delivery Details!

 A young women goes to the hospital to have her baby. No husband or boyfriend is present. 
The woman has her baby and then the nurse comes in and says, "I must warn you that your baby is black." 
The woman says "Well I was in desperate need for money and there was a porno and the guy was black." 
The nurse quickly apologizes and says it was none of her business. The woman didn't seem to mind. The nurse says just then that the baby has slanted eyes. 
The woman says, "They told me that there was a Chinese guy too for extra money and I needed the money." 
The nurse brings the baby to the woman and the mother turns the baby over and slaps its bottom so hard it started to cry. 
The nurse yelled, "What the hell are you doing?"  The woman looks at the nurse squarely in the eyes and says "I wanted to make sure it didn't bark too."

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. Oh good grief. What a woman she is.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺