Wednesday, May 25, 2016

The boss and the maternity leave!

My boss doesn’t believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
Don’t stand around doing nothing. People will think you’re the boss.

The Law of Coffee: As soon as you get a cup of hot coffee, your boss will assign you a task that lasts just long enough for your coffee to go cold.

When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. I like the last one the very best. Yes indeed.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺