Thursday, May 26, 2016

The Minister and the Angel!

The new minister was touring the neighborhood, getting acquainted with his parishioners. 

At one house a feminine voice from inside asked, "Is that you, angel?"  
The minister hesitated for a moment and then replied, 
"No, but I happen to be from the same department."

A minister, was anxious to get home to his family after several days absence. 
He was traveling just over the speed limit when he was pulled up by a police officer who was unimpressed by the father's explanation. 
"A minister, eh? How would you like me to preach you a little sermon?" 
"Skip the sermon," the father replied with a sigh. "Just take up the collection."

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Love the first one the very best.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺