Saturday, June 25, 2016

Snail and fast food!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? 
There was no chemistry.

Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
A. They can’t stand fast food.

Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?"
Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”

1 comment:

  1. I love them all, but the last one made me laugh out loud.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺