Good in Bed!

Of course I have a talent. I'm really good in bed. Sometimes I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.

Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.

"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level.

... and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.

Source: Internet