Friday, August 19, 2016

Where do tampons go?!

"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In a stork???!!!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. What school. Okay, maybe not that funny but I did laugh out loud.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺