Tuesday, November 29, 2016


What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn’t make me fat?

Your fingernails.

Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.

Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.

Men 2016: I just shaved my legs.

I hope the children will never find out why I say ‘oooops….” so often when I vacuum their rooms.

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. Loved the men ones the very best. I laughed out loud.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺