Weight loss exercise!

Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food.

Q: How long does a Russian need to reach a BAC of 0,8?
A: About two days of no drinking.


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