Monday, December 19, 2016

Weight loss exercise!

Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food.

Q: How long does a Russian need to reach a BAC of 0,8?
A: About two days of no drinking.

"Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup."
"And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?"

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha on all three.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺