"So what are you doing today?"
"Nothing."
"What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"
"That's right, and I'm not finished yet."
Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?
Because people are dying to get in there
Why do people never eat clocks?
Because it’s really time consuming.
There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?“
Source: Internet
"Nothing."
"What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"
"That's right, and I'm not finished yet."
Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?
Because people are dying to get in there
Why do people never eat clocks?
Because it’s really time consuming.
There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?“
Source: Internet
I'm not finished yet either. Love them all.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺