Monday, January 30, 2017

Live longer than 100 years!

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? 

Do you smoke?
No.

Do you eat too much?
No.

Do you go to bed late?
No. 

Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.

Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?



Whatever you do, always give 100%.                              Unless you are donating blood.



Shortest joke a software developer can tell: 

“I’ll be ready soon.”








1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha on that first one. You had me hook, line, and sinker.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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