Sunday, February 5, 2017

Second opinion!

Doctor: You're obese. 
Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. 
Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl? 

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

My cat got ran over by a truck yesterday and survived. 

I'm worried.

Important note from a car manual: 
Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.


  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a sillytastic day. ☺

  2. Heheh! thanks for the giggle :-)

    Have a joketastic day :-)