Doctor: You're obese.
Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion.
Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
My cat got ran over by a truck yesterday and survived.
I'm worried.
Important note from a car manual:
Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.
Bwahahahahahahaha. I linked this post to Silly Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHave a sillytastic day. ☺
Be Careful!
ReplyDeleteHeheh! thanks for the giggle :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a joketastic day :-)