Saturday, March 25, 2017

Blonde and bananas!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? 
Because she threw out all the bent ones.

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? 
Artificial intelligence.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? 
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 
"Are you sure it's mine?"


  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Blonds sure take a beating don't they? Yes they do.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  2. those are some real knee slappers,Bwahahahahahaha.