Friday, April 14, 2017


I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she's been googling my name last night on her computer. I saw it clearly through my binoculars.

Doctor: You're obese. 
Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. 
Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.

How can you open a banana? 
With a monkey!

I am not a schizophrenic and neither am I.

“Darling, can I go out in this dress?”
“Yes dear, it’s already dark out.”

1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Good ones.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. ☺