Thursday, May 18, 2017

Airplane mode!

Yes, I’ve lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing.

A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How come?
He had it on airplane mode.

One twin to the other: "You are ugly."

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. 

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” 

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” 

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” 

That’s about as far as I remember.

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. Two whales from Ireland? Bwahahahahahahaha. I'm sure that went over very well.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺