Yes, I’ve lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing.
A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How come?
He had it on airplane mode.
One twin to the other: "You are ugly."
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”
That’s about as far as I remember.
Source: Internet
A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How come?
He had it on airplane mode.One twin to the other: "You are ugly."
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”
That’s about as far as I remember.
Source: Internet
Two whales from Ireland? Bwahahahahahahaha. I'm sure that went over very well.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺