Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Celebrities' Candid Confessions!

1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 
 ~By Lee Majors

2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 
 ~By Al Gore 

3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 ~By Socrates 

4. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. 
 ~By Mike Tyson 

5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? 
 ~By George Clooney 

6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 
 ~By Bill Clinton 

7. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." 
 ~By George W. Bush 

8. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 
 ~By Rudy Giuliani 

9. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." 
 ~By Michael Jordan 

10. "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! 
 ~By Donald Trump 

11. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 
 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 
 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. 
 ~By Shaquille O’Neal

12. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
 ~By Kobe Bryant 

13. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 
 ~By David Hasselhoff

14. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 
 ~By Alec Baldwin 

15. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 
 ~By Barack Obama 

16. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. 
 ~By Tommy Lee 

17. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 
 ~By Brad Pitt

18. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" 
 Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 
 ~ By Jimmy Kimmel

19. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” 
~By David Letterman 

20. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing! 
 ~By Jay Leno 

21. "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
 ~By Brandon Breezy

Source: Internet


  1. We are very complicated creatures aren't we. Yes we are.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  2. Oh I stole this for Silly Sunday too. Thanks. :)