Thursday, May 25, 2017

Driving and dating!

What do driving and dating have in common?
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

Source: Internet

1 comment:

  1. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww on the last one.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺