Maturing mothers!

When your first child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you take it to a doctor.

When your second child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you spit on a hankie and clean it. When your third child eats some earth, a bit of grass or a worm, you wonder whether it still needs lunch.


The urologist is about to leave his office and says: "Ok, let's piss off now."












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