Sunday, May 28, 2017

Women on diet!

Women go on a diet on three occasions:

- When they break up with a guy;

- When they meet a new guy;

- On Mondays.

When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

You won’t find anything more poisonous than a harmonious and friendly group of females.

Two state clerks meet in the corridor. One asks the other, "Couldn't sleep either?"

Source:  Internet


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