An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son: "Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your family."
Why do women put on make-up and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they smell.
Bruce Lee’s all-time favorite drink? Wataaaaaaaah!
Daddy what is a transvestite? -
Ask Mommy, he knows.
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I love the first on the best. Yes indeed.
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