What do you call a woman who always knows for sure where her husband is?
A widow.
My boss told me yesterday, “Ken, you shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”.
But when I turned up at the office today in Ghost-busters clothes, the dog said I was fired.
What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?
Bugs Bunny.
A widow.
My boss told me yesterday, “Ken, you shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”.
But when I turned up at the office today in Ghost-busters clothes, the dog said I was fired.
What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?
Bugs Bunny.
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Bwahahahahahaha. I like the first one the very best. It's spot on.
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Me too.... I loved the first one...
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Shalet Jimmy
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